One male housemate has been picked by TSZ Producers to go into the Sim Brother house. That leaves a shortlist of six housemates to fill the three male vacancies.
To help you in your decision-making, this is what they have to say to try and convince you to vote for them.
As captain of the England football team, I can be a leader and a team player. As a husband and father, I am sensitive to the needs of others. Also, I'm really a nice guy. As I didn't help win the World Cup, I'd like to win something this season.
GEORGE W. (Bush)
My fellow Simericans. As your commander in chief and president, I will do my utmost to uphold democracy and the Simerican way of life if you vote me into the Slim Blubber house.
Hi. Some say I'm mad, some say I'm a patriot, some say I know what women want. I'm an entertaining guy and I think the Sim Brother house would be more fun if I was in it.
The British Royal Family has been criticised for being out of touch with what is going on in the real world. Therefore, I am applying to be in Sim Brother II to show that we are red-blooded humans as well as blue-blooded royals. I am kind to animals and plants and not as aloof as I appear. Please consider my application.
RUUD (Van Nistelrooy)
I am the second-most expensive football player in the world and I am from the Netherlands. When I heard about Sim Brother, I jumped at the chance as it is half-based on a Dutch idea. As a team player and Dutchman, I would be honoured to be part of the team going into the house.
SAMUEL L. (Jackson)
Yo, SimBro. You need a tall handsome guy? I'm right here. You want a mob enforcer, private dick or Jedi Master? Yup. Me again. Seriously, I've got a sense of humour, a sensitive side and I wear a blue beret. What more does a housemate need?
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