Previously in SB4
The housemates have had a relaxing Saturday and toasted Condoleezza's departure. They have also said goodbye to the prison mush and with mixed feelings over Martha's inventions, they welcome the return of the fridge.
However, with this day of rest, will the housemates be prepared for task which will be presented to them today?
Real Food Again
12.10am - Martha is back in the kitchen and is making a meal again. Apparently, she seems to be relishing the fact that she can prepare food again. She is making spaghetti and meat balls with a tomato sauce.
1.03am - Alyssa is sat eating with Martha.
Alyssa - This is delicious. The meatballs seem very different.
Martha - Faggots. Before you ask, they are some English form of spiced meatballs, apparently.
Alyssa - I hope Sim Brother gets more of them in. Are you pleased to be cooking again?
Martha - Definitely. There are a few new recipes that I'd like to try out. That Delia Simth has a lot of good ones that I want to try.
(SB - Any similarity between Delia Simth and Delia Smith is purely intentional)
10.19am - Alyssa and Steve are both up and are doing repairs. Alyssa is repairing a faulty showerhead with a wrench and Steve is trying to repair the hi-fi in the lounge ... with a screwdriver.
One of the cameras might need repairing as this is the shot of Martha coming out of the bath. Perhaps it might not need repairing. That is left to the viewer's point of view.
The New Task
10.37pm - The housemates have been in the press room having demolished a few bottles of lambrusco that Sim Brother had provided. There are some differences of opinion as to how to present the show.
Martha - I've told you before, it should be run just like Martha Stewart Living. I ran that show single-handedly from 1991 to 2004 and it was a very successful show.
Tiger - Any reason why it's not running now, Martha?
Martha glares at Tiger.
John - They want a show covering more than home economics, Martha. I am not going to stand up on live television and show people that I can use a can opener.
Martha - John, you are so full of it at times.
John - If I am, at least you'd know how to decorate it and make it look like a bouquet of gardenias.
Alyssa - So are we going to work out a format of this show that we all agree on? I agree that we should do a lot more than home economics, although I'm sure Martha should be allowed to cook something.
Tiger - I could do a sports report if they could find me some footage.
Alyssa - I could do a fashion piece or even do some astrology.
Steve - I could do a wildlife slot. It's a bit of a bummer that there isn't much wildlife here, though. Hint hint, Sim Brother.
Martha - Ok, so I'll do a cookery slot. That leaves you, John. What talents do you have?
Steve - Anchorman !! Also he can sort out the news on what we might have missed.
Alyssa - Also, John, you can tell us where we think our previous housemates have gone and what they are doing now.
John - So I sit at a desk and smile at the camera?
Tiger - That's basically all anchormen do. You keep us all together. Also, you look the type.
John - Aren't news station anchormen those in the media who are incapable of doing anything else?
Martha - Basically.
John - Thankyou for your vote of confidence in my abilities ... not.
To Be Continued
And with the housemates having reached a decision on the provisional lineup for their show and trying to prepare articles, that is where we have to leave them. Tomorrow, the housemates will be making their votes as to who will be nominated to be the fourth eviction from the house.
Tune in tomorrow and find out.